How do you get your money?

Which one of you rich mofos wants to hire me part time for way too much money? 😂😂
If you can swing a hammer, and don’t mind wearing a harness while standing on a shoddily-constructed Formwork deck -30 stories above ground - then I can offer you $23/hr. The pay goes up to $25/hr if you don’t cut off a finger in the first 6 months.
 
If you can swing a hammer, and don’t mind wearing a harness while standing on a shoddily-constructed Formwork deck -30 stories above ground - then I can offer you $23/hr. The pay goes up to $25/hr if you don’t cut off a finger in the first 6 months.
Fuck. That. I hate heights. I hate heights so much I volunteered for Submarines. Not really why I volunteered but you get my point.
 
If you can swing a hammer, and don’t mind wearing a harness while standing on a shoddily-constructed Formwork deck -30 stories above ground - then I can offer you $23/hr. The pay goes up to $25/hr if you don’t cut off a finger in the first 6 months.
I don’t know why y’all are all laughing, it was a serious offer. Tell you what: I’ll still give you $25/hr even if you cut off a finger. Provided you don’t drop your hammer 30 stories to the ground.
 
I don’t know why y’all are all laughing, it was a serious offer. Tell you what: I’ll still give you $25/hr even if you cut off a finger. Provided you don’t drop your hammer 30 stories to the ground.
Do your guys not lanyard tools? I guess 25$/hr gets you a hard worker… not necessarily the brightest.
 
Drug discovery...namely, pain killers...namely, legal pain killers...namely, legal pain killers that are not like oxy, etc...sell said pain killers to big Pharma...blow that money on fast cars
 
I don’t know why y’all are all laughing, it was a serious offer. Tell you what: I’ll still give you $25/hr even if you cut off a finger. Provided you don’t drop your hammer 30 stories to the ground.
Fuck that's a lot of hours and fingers lost for 90K truck
 
Do your guys not lanyard tools? I guess 25$/hr gets you a hard worker… not necessarily the brightest.
yeah, we do - for small tools like hammers. It’s the big ones that suck (they’ll drag you off if you drop them). True story - on a job in downtown Miami, one of the guys lost a Burke bar off the edge (it’s a 25-lb, 5-ft long pry bar). 20 stories down onto a busy street. The bar stabbed all the way through a van, and embedded itself 12” into the asphalt. The driver, who was 2’ forward of it, basically shit himself.
 
Vet tech; made my money in the early 90's as a stripper in Norfolk, VA and invested well. Not as admirable as day trader or business owner but hey, made things like this truck possible!
 
Former tax attorney, now start companies--baby food, shoe manufacturing, teach kids about money, etc. Now 78. I think I am the oldest owner.
ivs seen a 91 yr old owner driving his thru creeks on FB
 
If you can swing a hammer, and don’t mind wearing a harness while standing on a shoddily-constructed Formwork deck -30 stories above ground - then I can offer you $23/hr. The pay goes up to $25/hr if you don’t cut off a finger in the first 6 months.
Those are scab wage. We have helpers that make that much.
 
Long time pipeliner, currently the Ops Mgr for a Fortune 250 utility company…responsible for the inspection and repair/remediation of our entire Transmission pipeline system.
 
I'm in the money printing business... Aka lead generation. My company (I own 100%) O&O multiple websites that generate leads in the mortgage & home improvement, home security & senior health verticals. Our leads are sold to the the ADTs, loan depots, quicken loans, sun runs & home advisors of the world. I also own 50% of a call center that turns our web leads into warm transfers to same clients.
 
I sell the stuff that everyone wants that is fast, burns up rubber tires,and wears out every few years, I always heard do what makes you happy and call it a job well that is a automotive GUY.
 
Drug discovery...namely, pain killers...namely, legal pain killers...namely, legal pain killers that are not like oxy, etc...sell said pain killers to big Pharma...blow that money on fast cars
Send samples. FOR SCIENCE!
 

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