Funny! Lemme do one as an independent!
Blasted F** You* by Cee Lo as I dropped the kids off at school, windows down, waving at the local MAGA crowd. You know, the ones too broke to afford a TRX or pay for the gas to keep up with 9 miles per gallon? Maybe if they valued education/hard work/Birth control as much as they love their slogans, they’d know how to invest in something besides “Let’s Go Brandon” bumper stickers, trump flags and Trump Wraps on their 1992 ford F150 with bungie cords holding the bumper on! Meanwhile, I’ll keep cruising with my AMERICAN flag flying high and my TRX roaring, enjoying every expensive, american-elite gallon I burn.
Smiles per mile, baby!