Dab of the Day

[Bambi]

Back in 2006 before any legalization I was profiled and stopped by the Sarpy County Deputies for running drugs. It seems that the K-9 Cop decided he had the best chance of a big score by stopping me. In order to get probable cause he quickly got up behind me and tailgated me on the freeway until I got out of his way without using my turn signal for a long enough period of time.

He walked up to my lifted Tahoe, upon seeing his K-9 patch I said, "You Looking for drugs?"
He replied, "I'm always looking."
I said, "I don't have any!"

For the next 20 minutes he quizzed me on my plans for the day and what I was doing. He learned my address wasn't correct on my Driver's License, I was unemployed homeless, and living out of my Tahoe. He also wasn't happy unless I answered the same question at least 3 times. I was relieved when he gave me a warning for lane change without getting the puppy out of his truck.

My biggest relief that day came from knowing that just 2 hours previous I had driven through my wacky weed patch in the old hog lot. Imaging a patch of ditch weed 6-8 feet tall over an acre in size. The Tahoe had to be absolutely laced with the scents that would have driven the puppy absolutely nuts. I would still be along side that freeway picking up parts of the Tahoe as they torn it apart looking for the Godzilla sized stash the Dog would have indicated.

No Puppy, No Crime!

Haha. They woulda ripped your truck apart. Besides. You would have to be the worst drug runner on earth to be living out of your Tahoe. I would’ve said the same to him

 

[Bambi]

 

[TReX-RAM]

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That is f’n stellar!

 

[Bambi]

Ok. Wtf are they putting in my drugs? 33%!!!

 

[Bambi]

 

[Jackson]

Business travel has my edible supply low.
relied on it to send myself care packages. i like gummies...and I miss making pit stops on my biz trips

Speaking of........ I used to hate taking the plane up to Illinois to see my wife's family. The entire state was depressing. With the recent changes the legislature made to become the first state to not give two squirts what the voters thought and legalize weed, the trips have gotten a lot more interesting. Of course it would be illegal for me to bring gummies across state lines but my wife's migraines are far better while we are there visiting.

 

[Bambi]

Speaking of........ I used to hate taking the plane up to Illinois to see my wife's family. The entire state was depressing. With the recent changes the legislature made to become the first state to not give two squirts what the voters thought and legalize weed, the trips have gotten a lot more interesting. Of course it would be illegal for me to bring gummies across state lines but my wife's migraines are far better while we are there visiting.

I have never lived in a illegal state unless you count CA prior to 2000 and it was basically legal anyway. The gov is so dumb.

 

[Bambi]

 

[MaceP]

Found my kids stash in my tool shed the other night. Next to it was a baggie of gray stuff. I asked him what it is and he said it's lavender. He said he mixes it with weed before he smokes it to help him sleep. Had never heard of it it so I Googled it. Sure enough, I guess it's a thing.

 

[Bambi]

Found my kids stash in my tool shed the other night. Next to it was a baggie of gray stuff. I asked him what it is and he said it's lavender. He said he mixes it with weed before he smokes it to help him sleep. Had never heard of it it so I Googled it. Sure enough, I guess it's a thing.

News to me but probably good to check up on stuff that you don’t recognize. Lots of odd drugs around

 

[Bambi]

Found my kids stash in my tool shed the other night. Next to it was a baggie of gray stuff. I asked him what it is and he said it's lavender. He said he mixes it with weed before he smokes it to help him sleep. Had never heard of it it so I Googled it. Sure enough, I guess it's a thing.

Also Lavender mimics estrogen so tell him to quit it unless he wants a set of moobs

 

[MaceP]

Good to know! I'll tell him.

 

[Bambi]

Pre-roll of death

 

[Mdtrx]

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Pre-roll of death

It looks like a butt plug. Do you smoke it before or after inserted rectally?

 

[Bambi]

It looks like a butt plug. Do you smoke it before or after inserted rectally?

The joint part unscrews from the buttplug so you can do it any order

 

[Bambi]

 

[Bambi]

Well that joke took nearly a decade to mature

 

[Bambi]

So sometimes my hands just do things without consulting my brain. It normally has to do with drugs or women.

so I have this uber potent tincture. 1000mg in a bottle like a cough medicine bottle. My hands just poured an unseemly amount of it in my mouth. See where this goes