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I really just can’t help myself at times.

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Guys not thinking about sex all the time = Nope, good luck.
A person that has never lied=Nope, good luck. What guy doesn't act different to land a girl?
Not 420 friendly = it legal in a lot of states and considered like aspirin now.

I have a retired Navy buddy that always used this when some prude started getting prissy or up on her high horse: " What do you mean, you never had one in the pink and one in the stink at the same time?"

That always got rid of them. Never laughed so hard, the reaction, when she would figure it out.
 
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Did she respond????
Not yet. They rarely do when I go to that troll level. I still use my “you down for 3 minutes of mediocre sex followed by 45 minutes of crying?” line. Works with girls that have a sense of humor
 
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Guys not thinking about sex all the time = Nope, good luck.
A person that has never lied=Nope, good luck. What guy doesn't act different to land a girl?
Not 420 friendly = it legal in a lot of states and considered like aspirin now.

I have a retired Navy buddy that always used this when some prude started getting prissy or up on her high horse: " What do you mean, you never had one in the pink and one in the stink at the same time?"

That always got rid of them. Never laughed so hard, the reaction, when she would figure it out.
The Shocker!!!
 
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So in my experience on tinder here all the asian girls are either scammers trying to steal your banking info or want to get engaged before kissing (literally).

i was just talking to this cute asian girl (I don’t know why I even bother anymore honestly but it is what it is).

I ask her what she is looking for. She says “a gentleman boyfriend.” Now I’ve been down this road before so I ask her to clarify.

She no shit goes “I DO NOT LIKE CHATTING WITH YOU” and unmatched me.

lol. At least she made me laugh.
 
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I just matched with a girl on tinder that must be a stripper.

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I enjoy online dating but approach it completely differently today as opposed to 10+ years ago.

When I was 40 it was insanely fun. Granted, my priorities at the time weren't "ideal" lol as I was in mid-life crisis mode. This led to, "Sure, you're 25 and have no idea who you are but you want to party? Sure let's get to it!"

Now at 49 and getting closer to 50 I'm more "adult" about it and not just looking to get laid. I've had my fun and debauchery (married a 25 year old spinner when I was 40 - dated a stripper in my 20s for a brief moment...yadda yadda yadda). Now I'm just trying to avoid gold diggers or crazies (which can be a challenge).

What makes it easier is 99% of the guys out there are just bottom feeders. Creepy bathroom selfies...unsolicited dikk pics, living in mom's basement..."oh poor me" in their profile description, afraid to ask a woman out for an actual date (and instead prefer to be pen pals). Have a lot of women friends online and they basically share everything and makes me lose faith in the male species. Heck, have a decent smile, show yourself having fun in your pics, don't be a douche, and have the ability to be sarcastic and/or crack jokes and you're pretty much golden.
 
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I enjoy online dating but approach it completely differently today as opposed to 10+ years ago.

When I was 40 it was insanely fun. Granted, my priorities at the time weren't "ideal" lol as I was in mid-life crisis mode. This led to, "Sure, you're 25 and have no idea who you are but you want to party? Sure let's get to it!"

Now at 49 and getting closer to 50 I'm more "adult" about it and not just looking to get laid. I've had my fun and debauchery (married a 25 year old spinner when I was 40 - dated a stripper in my 20s for a brief moment...yadda yadda yadda). Now I'm just trying to avoid gold diggers or crazies (which can be a challenge).

What makes it easier is 99% of the guys out there are just bottom feeders. Creepy bathroom selfies...unsolicited dikk pics, living in mom's basement..."oh poor me" in their profile description, afraid to ask a woman out for an actual date (and instead prefer to be pen pals). Have a lot of women friends online and they basically share everything and makes me lose faith in the male species. Heck, have a decent smile, show yourself having fun in your pics, don't be a douche, and have the ability to be sarcastic and/or crack jokes and you're pretty much golden.
Basically my experience. I’m only 39 so talk to 18 (I have no idea what I am doing but lets party) to 40.

The stripper is 19. Let me find a pic that isn’t a rules violation.
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I enjoy online dating but approach it completely differently today as opposed to 10+ years ago.

When I was 40 it was insanely fun. Granted, my priorities at the time weren't "ideal" lol as I was in mid-life crisis mode. This led to, "Sure, you're 25 and have no idea who you are but you want to party? Sure let's get to it!"

Now at 49 and getting closer to 50 I'm more "adult" about it and not just looking to get laid. I've had my fun and debauchery (married a 25 year old spinner when I was 40 - dated a stripper in my 20s for a brief moment...yadda yadda yadda). Now I'm just trying to avoid gold diggers or crazies (which can be a challenge).

What makes it easier is 99% of the guys out there are just bottom feeders. Creepy bathroom selfies...unsolicited dikk pics, living in mom's basement..."oh poor me" in their profile description, afraid to ask a woman out for an actual date (and instead prefer to be pen pals). Have a lot of women friends online and they basically share everything and makes me lose faith in the male species. Heck, have a decent smile, show yourself having fun in your pics, don't be a douche, and have the ability to be sarcastic and/or crack jokes and you're pretty much golden.
Case in point
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I feel like I was playing in the major leagues of dating (LA) and am now playing for a random club team where I hit 40mph pitches
 

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I feel like I was playing in the major leagues of dating (LA) and am now playing for a random club team where I hit 40mph pitches

Be careful man. Lot of gold diggers and cray cray out there. I had to record a gal in my house with my phone because she wouldn't leave.

I personally swipe left automatically if they are under 30. I mean, I have my $hit together, am in shape and have some disposable income, etc. so perhaps their "like" was genuine. But if a 25 year old is hitting me up I just assume she wants a ticket out of the trailer or something. And if that's not the case they likely have no idea what they want long term ("young and dumb" - we've all been there).

I've learned that patience is the key (don't swipe right on every 20 something with a boob job, tattoos and blonde - what I used to do) and run for the hills if they are overly jealous.
 
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Be careful man. Lot of gold diggers and cray cray out there. I had to record a gal in my house with my phone because she wouldn't leave.

I personally swipe left automatically if they are under 30. I mean, I have my $hit together, am in shape and have some disposable income, etc. so perhaps their "like" was genuine. But if a 25 year old is hitting me up I just assume she wants a ticket out of the trailer or something. And if that's not the case they likely have no idea what they want long term ("young and dumb" - we've all been there).

I've learned that patience is the key (don't swipe right on every 20 something with a boob job, tattoos and blonde - what I used to do) and run for the hills if they are overly jealous.
Yeah. I get ya. Not my first rodeo. I am mvp level slippery to gold diggers/etc. I get consent in writing if that gives you an idea of the countermeasures I deploy. Thank you 50 shades for making this a turn on.

And I never tell them where I live unless I am 1000% comfortable.

I am guilty of swiping right if they look mentally ill though. Those girls are animal. Besides. I can out mentally ill them
 

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Funny video. Guy said the "crazy zone" are the strippers, hairdressers, and anyone named Tiffany lol (have to beg to differ on last one as my last long time GF (flight attendant) was a Tiffany and she was quite sane and cool. (relationship just ran its course IMHO)

Buddy of mine has a quasi matrix. Says for a mate you only get 2 out of the following three: Hot -- Sane --- Smart. Can only get two. He said his wife is hot and smart. But crazy lol.
 
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