Surprised you didn't mention the space between the bottles in the crisper.
Mr. Soulsea, you make me laugh - in a very good way, though. I love your posts.This is a big problem. If I add another bottle it won't fit in that space and will create a hill, if I don't I'm left with the current catastrophe. I am researching new fridges that may resolve this situation, so far unsuccessfully.
That said, I can't tell you how much I appreciate the mercy you have offered me in not pointing out that the labels of those same evil bottles in the drawer aren't all coordinated to point upwards. That is obviously unacceptable and I have rectified that unforgivable situation. I am happy to provide photographic evidence of such if needed.